Democrats Say, Republicans Say

The Democrats say, the rich are increasingly dominated by greedy, plundering hyper-capitalists who care for nothing but lining their own pockets and walling themselves off from the growing hordes of exploited minimum-wage workers; either that, or they’re the decadent offspring of long-gone profiteers, even more desperate to maintain their completely undeserved lives of gluttony and empty pleasures.

The Republicans say: You just don’t understand ‘tough love,’ do you?